What is better than clickbait? We at Gomerblog think that we could get more people into your specialty if you just followed the internet rules of clickbait. So here you go: Medical Specialties as Clickbait Titles!
Anesthesia – 8 Secret Ways You Could Die in Your Sleep!
CT Surgery – Find Out Why This Doctor Loves to Pump His Patients!
Cardiology – Learn How This Nerd Can Afford Two Ferraris!
Intensivist – 14 Crazy Ways Your Renal Tubules Could Be Failing You
EM – Learn This Doctor’s Secret for Discharging GOMERs ASAP!
ENT – 5 Ways You Can Improve Your Golf Game TODAY!
Family Medicine – Why Your Doctor Isn’t Telling You About Homeopathy (And 3 Printouts You Can Give Her to Change Her Mind!)
GI – Doctors HATE This Sound – See What Happens When The Scope Comes Out!
Oncology – So What You’re On Hospice? 6 Chemotherapy Regimens To Try NOW!
Neurology – 22 Devastating Ways Your Limbs Will Stop Working – And Your Doctors Don’t Know How to Stop It!
Neurosurgery – 12 Simple Ways Your GCS Could Be Higher!
OB/GYN – You Won’t Believe What She Will Pull Out of Your Hoo-Ha!
Ophthalmology – 4 Cringe-Worthy Ways Your Refraction Is Off – And How You Can Fix It TODAY!
Orthopedics – The Ten Best Beers for Shotgunning, Ranked!
Pediatrics – OMG Look at These 12 Cute Babies (And Also My Crippling Debt)!
Pharmacy – This Pharmacist Calculated His Own Creatine Clearance! The Result Will Leave You Speechless
Preventative Medicine – This Specialty was left out of a Gomerblog post again, you won’t believe what happens next.
Plastic Surgery – She Was a Plain Jane in High School – You Won’t BELIEVE What She Looks Like Now!
Radiation Oncology – 5 Ways Your Isodose Line Is Wrong – And You Will Be Shocked by the Simple Collimator Fix!
RT – This Respiratory Therapist Nebulized an Elephant, You’ll Never Guess What Happened Next
Surgery – 12 Unbelievable Places That Bile Can Exit Your Body! #8 Will Make You Cry.
Urology – 9 Daily Activities That Can Be Made Slower with a Robot!
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