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It’s a question that has plagued mankind since the beginning of time, or least, mankind: Who should really be primary on this patient?  Gomerblog has searched through the literature, spending well over 15 maybe 16 minutes on the endeavor, and based on our findings we’ve created this handy-dandy chart to help you figure out where you should send your patient.  Remember, it’s best to make those phone calls to other services as early as possible or at 5 PM, whichever comes first.

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Figure 1 of 1: A breakdown of where your patient really belongs.

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