US citizens, eager to have their economy open up, will soon have an exciting opportunity. Hair salons and tattoo parlors have struggled with how to maintain safe “social distancing,” Now, DaVinci robots will provide the perfect solution.

Training sessions will soon start at shuttered outpatient surgical centers. The robotic surgical suites will be converted to robotic tattoo sites and hair salons in select hard-hit cities.

Inks, in Pleasanton, Minnesota, was one of the first to partner with a local surgical center. “Our frontline workers are busy caring for patients, so these robots are sitting idle. We’re excited about this partnership, which allows us to get back to business and safely offer tattoos to our people, who are desperate to mark their survival.”

Susan has been waiting 3 weeks for a cholecystectomy in Divine, Arizona, where elective surgeries have been canceled. We asked for her opinion on the use of DaVinci suites for hair salons and tattoo parlors. “Me? I signed up for their DaVinci special! I’m so excited to finally get a haircut after all this time. My gallbladder can wait!”

The Chamber of Commerce in Venice, Texas (population 8,000) says they’re in negotiations with DaVinci to set up a free-standing tattoo parlor and hair salon. They hope to make their town a destination for these services. They’re checking for the ICD-COVID-19 codes to see if insurance will cover these. The source, who remains unnamed, plans to unveil an advertising campaign. “Can’t go to Italy this summer? Come to Venice for the DaVinci special! You’ll love our makeover.”

What’s the DaVinci special? A Mona Lisa haircut and a tattoo of the Vitruvian man. Plus, if your Coronavirus screen was negative, they throw in a Prosecco, too. Find your local robotic salon now at Appointments are going fast- don’t delay!