The fall is here and with it, comes the latest fashion trends for the coolest and hippest of people of the world: those who are immune not only to a virus but also to the disapproving stares of others. Thanks to this pesky little virus, known among the elite as the “Rona”, overstaying its welcome, and trips to the French Riviera or Milan being out of the question, many fashion aficionados have not been able to show their extravagant uniqueness at the trendy dance clubs or the beach parties.
Just like saggy jeans were the thing that cool people did in the Nineties, amateur swaggers and fashionistas, eager to fulfill their endless need for attention, have come up with the idea of wearing their customized face masks on their chins. This misplacement not only makes you look like you try care about people around you, but it also shows that you are truly revolutionary given that no one has thought of wearing said mask this way before you.
Like any other fashion trend, more common folk, especially many passive aggressive Covid naysayers, have quickly copied this extremely good idea, and are now doing so at every recently reopened public venue as they can. Not to be outdone, ultra-histrionic people, who also suffer of a severe case of confirmation bias, have decided to one up the fashionistas by showing them that facial nudity is truly the way to go. It is not the clothes you wear but what you have in your wallet is what really counts- an ADA card is the ultimate trump tool to showcase how awesome you are.
