Internal Medicine

Product Review: Mattel’s Resuscitate Me Elmo

30
  Pros / Thanks to his lovable and playful interactions, Resuscitate Me Elmo makes it ridiculously easy and fun to learn cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR). Cons /...

Doctor to Hand Out Metformin for Halloween

0
HOUSTON, TX – Local physician Dr. Sharma plans to hand out “Fun-Size” packages of metformin this Halloween. “Pretty much every child develops diabetes on November...

The Most Interesting Patient in the World

0
Humana pays him a co-insurance to go to the ER. His in-network coverage follows him wherever he goes. He drives the ambulance to his own emergencies. He...

Middle School Dance Put on Contact Precautions

0
Following the shocking display of "grinding" at last Fall's Homecoming dance, local Gandy Middle School PTA President, Karen Sterling, pushed to prophylactically put the...
Tres Leches

Tres Leches Cake Gives Lactose-Intolerant Patient Tres Diarreas

0
NEW YORK, NY - Telling Gomerblog that she can never ever deny her sweet tooth the chance at dessert no matter what the consequences,...

Covid-19: Newly Released “Contagion 2” Gives People Much-Needed Escape from Reality

0
HOLLYWOOD, CA—Understanding that Americans desperately need an escape from the non-stop, grim Covid-19 news, Steven Soderbergh, who directed the very popular 2011 original, announced...
doctor in er

Modified DEA License Allows Healthcare Practitioners to Not Prescribe Dilaudid

34
WASHINGTON, DC - In a brilliant collaboration by the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) and nearly every medical professional organization in the United States, health...

The Latest Fashion Trend for the Fall: Chin Hammocks

0
The fall is here and with it, comes the latest fashion trends for the coolest and hippest of people of the world: those who...
doctor calling consult

Area Doctor Now Apologizes Before Every Consult

0
MARKERSBURG, TN - Dr. Lois Siento thinks she has the key to improving relationships between primary teams and consultants. "It's simple," she explains. "We give...

Hospitals Now Offering Official Sponsorship

10
DENVER, CO - Historically hospitals have struggled to stay afloat, and have strived to maintain adequate staffing.  Looking for answers, hospital administrators of St. Mary’s Hospital...