Chart of Death

Coroner Cause of Death: ‘Physical Therapy Note Missing Date and Time’

0
ALBUQUERQUE, NM - GomerBlog regretfully reports on a hospital death that could have been saved if the physical therapy note was dated and timed...

Ronaldo, Neymar Admit Magic Soccer Sprays Contain Dilaudid

0
CHICAGO, IL - Two of the world's best soccer players, Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar, have told Gomerblog the secret ingredient that makes those magic...
ventilator

CDC Offers to Make Thousands of Flawed Ventilators

0
ATLANTA, GA - To atone for the release of flawed testing kits for the detection of novel coronavirus, the Centers for Disease Control &...

Oh No! The House Just Repealed Obama’s Care, Now Barack Obama Doesn’t Have Health...

0
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The House of Representatives just passed the repeal of Obama's Care.  Now it is impossible for Barack Obama to have health coverage....
airplane faa npo after midnight

Hospital Administrator Delivers Clutch Performance During In-Flight Cardiac Arrest

36
DENVER, CO - Passengers and crew are counting themselves fortunate tonight as their United Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Chicago made an emergency landing...
doctors moving

Florida Physicians Open Moving Company: Two Docs and a Box

0
FT. LAUDERDALE, FL - Andrew DiCampo and Berger Winsome are your typical industrious and honest physicians who set out to build their primary care...

CDC Issues Strong Recommendation to “Lick a Stranger” to Combat COVID-19

0
ATLANTA, GA - The Centers’ for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued an unprecedented late-breaking public announcement on the novel COVID-19 coronavirus outbreak:   COVID-19 is a...

CDC: Test Kits Are Low, Critically Ill & Famous People Only

0
ATLANTA, GA - The CDC released new guidelines today to to help ration COVID-19 testing kits. They now ask to refrain from testing for...

Disgusting! This Patient’s Cranial Nerves Were Grossly Intact

0
When you didn't think medicine could deliver any more heebie-jeebies, this clinic just received a large, overnight shipment of them.  Last week, per the...

This Physician Won the KevinMD Big Burnout Sweepstakes. Here’s Why.

0
TWITTER – The social media giant was abuzz today when news broke that John Roberts, a primary care physician from Sioux Falls, SD, had...