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CDC Recommends 168 Hours of Extreme Exercise Per Week

ATLANTA, GA – Ready for a sweat, America?  In a long overdue and much ...

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CDC Mandates Life Preservers to Avoid Drowning in Paperwork

ATLANTA, GA – The result of an alarming increase in paperwork-associated deaths by drowning, ...

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Gone Too Soon: Doctor Drowns in Tsunami of Administrative Kudos

MIAMI, FL – Staff at University of Miami Hospital are grieving today after the ...

CDC headquarters, ignore, sit-up, sit-ups, anti-vaxxer cooties, pictures 2,300 words, eat sh*t and die, hypodermic needles, bed bugs, vanco, Zosyn, Lego, flu shot, exhalation, baseline, Vaseline

10 Out of 10 Providers Annoyed Vaseline & Baseline Don’t Rhyme

ATLANTA, GA – Through a series of questionnaires and polls, the Centers for Disease ...

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CDC Director Resigns, Becomes CEO of Tobacco Giant Philip Morris

ATLANTA, GA – The Director of the Centers for Disease Control & Prevention (CDC) Brenda Fitzgerald has ...