Anesthesiology

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Revised ASA Classification Tells You When to Lawyer Up

  An expert panel comprised of ambulance chasing, blood sucking lawyers and that one ...

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Crossword Puzzle Shortage Has Nation’s Anesthesiologists in a Panic

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Sound the alarm bells: A nationwide crossword puzzle shortage has anesthesiologists from ...

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Unable to Resist, Anesthesia Places Drape Between First Class, Coach

DELTA 2350 – Unable to resist the temptation any longer, passenger and anesthesiologist Ryan ...

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Judas Blames Betrayal of Jesus on Anesthesia

JERUSALEM – Judas Iscariot, who notoriously betrayed Jesus for thirty pieces of silver, has absolved ...

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Anesthesiologist Proposes Use of Metric Time

HOUSTON, TX – Dr. Alan Payne, an anesthesiologist and physicist, proposes the use of ...

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Shirtless Tongan Braves Arctic Tundra of Operating Room

ANN ARBOR, MI – Olympic Tongan athlete, Pita Taufatofua, also known as the Shirtless ...