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Ultra Breaking News: Patient Doesn’t Want Turkey Sandwich
NORFOLK, VA – Gomerblog brings you a startling development: A patient hospitalized at an ...
100,000,000 Miles Later: Santa Diagnosed with Acute Pulmonary Embolism
NORTH POLE – Santa pulled off another successful Christmas for children around the world ...
That Can’t Be Good: Flu Swab Positive for C. Diff
ATLANTA, GA – In a highly-ominous sign suggesting this year’s influenza season may be ...
Patient Put on Totally Unclear, Very Murky Liquid Diet
AUSTIN, TX – Seeking to ruffle some feathers by going against the usual progression ...
Mix-Up Gives Alcoholic Patient Banana Bread, Not Banana Bag
MARIETTA, GA – An inpatient pharmacy mix-up has led to a patient with alcohol ...
An Internist’s Guide to STAT Overnight Pages
At 7:30pm: So what’s the discharge plan for this patient? Follow up: Remind the ...
Unchartered Territory: Doctor Makes Patient NPO After Discharge
DURHAM, NC – Stating that the outside world contains enough variables to make pulmonary ...
Hospitalist Hopes Stethoscope Fairy Leaves Money Under Pillow
ATLANTA, GA – Thinking he might get a fiver for it, hospitalist Jeff Rodgers ...
Breaking: Tilt Table All Crooked & Sh*t
ATLANTA, GA – In breaking news to Gomerblog, hospitalists, cardiologists, and neurologists at Emory ...
Latest Research Suggests That a Nice Family Prognosticates Mortality in the Intensive Care Unit
ABSTRACT Background A group of 1594 (667 were excluded for lack of relative personality ...
