Infectious Disease

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Confused Michael Flynn Requests Immunity from CDC, Immunizations from Senate Intelligence Committee

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Several health care and congressional sources have informed Gomerblog that they believe former National ...

CDC headquarters, ignore, sit-up, sit-ups, anti-vaxxer cooties, pictures 2,300 words, eat sh*t and die, hypodermic needles, bed bugs, vanco, Zosyn, Lego, flu shot, exhalation, baseline, Vaseline, scabies

CDC Recommends Against Licking Eyeballs

ATLANTA, GA – Say it isn’t so!  The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention ...

CDC headquarters, ignore, sit-up, sit-ups, anti-vaxxer cooties, pictures 2,300 words, eat sh*t and die, hypodermic needles, bed bugs, vanco, Zosyn, Lego, flu shot, exhalation, baseline, Vaseline, scabies

Breaking: Anti-Vaxxers Refusing Cooties Shot

ATLANTA, GA – Gomerblog has just learned that the anti-vaccination (or anti-vaxxer) movement has ...

hand dryer

Powerful New Hand Dryer Can Dry, Detach Hands in 8 Seconds

EAST LONGMEADOW, MA – Manufacturer of XLERATOR hand dryers, Excel Dryer, has announced that ...