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Hobby Lobby’s Pharmacies Continue to Sell Birth Control While Denying Workers Coverage

OKLAHOMA, OK – Hobby Lobby’s pharmacies will continue to sell contraceptives after the company’s ...

No-Show Rates Skyrocket Around Flag Day

ARLINGTON, VA – Citing elaborate Flag Day celebrations, year after year patients just don’t show ...

ACOG

The ACOG Changes Pregnancy to 42 Weeks, Makes Dividing into Trimesters Easier

HILLBRANCH, SC – The American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology (ACOG) recently released groundbreaking news: ...

Surgical Resident Delivers Mid-Case, Stays to Close

MASS. GENERAL HOSPITAL – Dr. Hannah Richards, a 3rd year surgical resident, was 39+0 weeks ...

Fertilized Hipster Egg Decides Uterus “Just Not My Style,” Moves to Abdomen

ABDOMEN, FEMALE PATIENT – Yesterday, a recently-fertilized hipster egg decided that the uterus “just wasn’t my ...

Baby Finds His Umbilical Cord, Passes Out

UTERUS – Local uterine baby, Baby Dennis, told reporters yesterday he just found a long ...