Sunday, May 26, 2024

Primary Care

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Malpractice Attorneys Without Borders Program Announced to Aid Legally Underserved Countries

NEW YORK, NY – The National Legal Aid and Defender Association announced today the establishment of MMAWB (Medical Malpractice Attorneys Without Borders), a group whose mission statement includes “serving those individuals in impoverished areas...

Doctors Still Unclear Why Right Said Fred So Sexy It Hurts

LONDON, ENGLAND - Despite a battery of noninvasive and invasive diagnostic tests, doctors at London Medical Center remain puzzled, as they are still unclear why British dance-pop group Right Said Fred are so sexy it...

It’s Time for a Change: Pharmacists Tired of Being the Last Stop in a...

CHARLESTON, SC - Pharmacists across the country are angry in regards to the pharmacy being the last stop in a patient’s day.  Typically, patients are exhausted when they show up to the pharmacy, but national pharmacy leaders want...
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Doctor Summons Courage to Toss Unread New England Journals

PITTSBURGH, PA - Sometimes it's better to acknowledge one's own shortcomings and move on.  That is why we're saluting a hero, internist Dr. Keisha Boots, for summoning the strength and courage to do something...
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Florida Physicians Open Moving Company: Two Docs and a Box

FT. LAUDERDALE, FL - Andrew DiCampo and Berger Winsome are your typical industrious and honest physicians who set out to build their primary care practice after residency training with lofty goals of healing the...

86-Year-Old Man Finally Passes Swallowed Gum from Childhood

CINCINNATI, OH – Last Tuesday, against all odds, 86-year-old Gerald Reynolds, finally passed gum swallowed during his childhood.  Experts everywhere have stressed to children, at a young age, that "if you swallow that gum,...
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Ketchup Packet in Random Clinic Drawer Turns 5 Years Old Today

NEW YORK, NY - And a Happy Fifth Birthday today to the 9-gram Heinz Ketchup packet located in a random desk drawer in some office at NYU Langone Medical Center!  It was placed there...

Cardiothoracic Surgeon Dreams of Becoming Hollywood Star

NEW YORK, NY - Prominent cardiothoracic surgeon Dr. Dale Enderwood had "an amazing dream" last night and he woke up wishing he could return to that dream. What’s this amazing dream you may ask?  Well, it just may...
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Lyrics to the Men’s Health Christmas Carol Favorite: “Check Your Balls”

It is the Season of Giving.  Don’t put your d*ck in a box to spread that Christmas cheer; instead, consider performing a testicular self-exam.  This holiday season, thanks to the American Urological Association (AUA),...

Family Cancels Vacation after EpiPen Use

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - Bad news from the Carson family house yesterday, Chris and Jenny had to tell their kids that their recent use of an EpiPen, for an allergic reaction, forced them to cancel...