Worst Pick-Up Lines by Medical Subspecialty
GomerBlog did some research on a hot and steamy topic: What are the worst pick-up lines by subspecialty? Here goes!
Allergy
“I like it when you...
Study: Dilaudid Administration Directly Correlates with High Patient Satisfaction; Narcan Not So Much
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Ventilator More Effective When Connected to Endotracheal Tube
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Doctor Tries to Clear Up Traffic Congestion with Flonase
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Local Resident Physician Found in Respiratory Therapist Car’s Trunk
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Intern Inadvertently Orders Negative Pressure Ventilation; Patient Placed in Iron Lung
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Study: The Most Effective Cough Suppressant is an Endotracheal Tube
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Bong Incentive Spirometer a Big Hit in Colorado Hospitals
BOULDER, CO - Bronco Products, Inc. is pleased to announce the release of the FDA and DEA approved Bong-dongle pulmonary incentive spirometer/peak flow meter (patent...
Girlfriend Loses It Over Watching Medical TV Show With RT Boyfriend
Susie Thompson lost her shit late Tuesday night after watching an episode of the CBS medical drama “Code Black” with her boyfriend. Steve Hughes,...
New Study Shows Tammyflu Pills Provide Eternal Life
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Yesterday, Roach Pharmaceuticals announced the results of a new flu treatment study which is sure to change the course of...