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Bald Eagle Frustrated That Rogaine Didn’t Do Jack Sh*t
ANCHORAGE, AK – In a rare instance of frustration, a fuming bald eagle agitatedly ...
Gerbil in Colon Nervously Awaits Bowel Prep Tsunami
SOME DUDE’S COLON – Gerald the Gerbil just received the bad news that his ...
Irresponsible Intern Abandons Perfectly Good Cup of Coffee on Hand Rail
BOSTON, MA – In news that can only be described as shocking and deeply ...
Meet Dr. Babinski, or Dr. Tickles
SOMEWHERE IN NEW JERSEY – Don Babinski changed the medical world. One of the biggest ...
Sharapova Returns with Shriek So Strong Her Own Ear Bleeds
FLUSHING, NY – In the fourth game of the third set, Sharapova unleashed a ...
Breaking: Another Patient Slips Through the Cracks
NASHVILLE, TN – In a broken health care system, it’s a sight we see ...
Rings in Paper Chart Not in the Mood to Stay Aligned Today
ATLANTA, GA – All the metal rings in Room 482A’s paper chart are in ...
Guy Checking Out Better Girl: Medical Memes
Who is he checking out, and what’s so great about that other girl? We’ve ...
Nadal Calls Medical Timeout After Limbs Fall Off During Epic Rally
FLUSHING, NY – No. 1 seed Rafael Nadal cruised to victory in his opening ...
Local Man Really Enjoyed Solar Eclipse
ATLANTA, GA – It was a scene filled with excitement this morning as millions of people ...
