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Rosie, Da Vinci

Da Vinci & Rosie from The Jetsons are Dating!!

ORBIT CITY – In exciting news from Orbit Medical Center (OMC), the Jetsons’ household ...

Da Vinci on Pace to Win Gold in the All-Around

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Da Vinci Robot came to the Olympic games with ...

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Hospital Creates Mandatory Lunch Breaks for Residents

NEW YORK, NY – In response to updated duty hour regulations, The Good Hospital ...

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Stephen Hawking Develops VP Shunt Law

UNIVERSITY OF CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND – Brilliant theoretical physicist and cosmologist Stephen Hawking has stunned ...