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Breaking: Potato Sees Ophthalmologist for Yearly Eye Exam

BOISE, ID – America’s favorite vegetable, the potato, went for its yearly exam today.  “Its ...

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Patient Permanently Blinded by Beauty, Ophthalmology Confirms

ATLANTA, GA – In the emergency room (ER), Emory ophthalmologist Sebastian Fovea confirmed the diagnosis ...

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Most Cases of Love at Second Sight Due to Nearsightedness

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – We’ve all heard the phrase “Love at first sight.”  But ...

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Ophtho Emergently Consulted to Reattach Mr. Potato Head’s Eyes

BROOKLYN, NY – Emergency room physicians at Maimonides Medical Center did not waste any ...

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Ophthalmologist Dresses Up as Doctor for Halloween

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Sporting a stethoscope and a white coat, 58-year-old ophthalmologist Donald Myers ...