HOUSTON, TX – The ICU team at Sarcasm General expressed unlimited joy when they learned that the hotshot ER residents would start rotating with them this month.
“We are so glad to have these pretentious idiots here with us this month!” said the intensivist. “Their contribution to chronic ventilated patient management and deep understanding of medical pathology is second to none!”
“I am so happy to have them here,” says an internal medicine resident rotating on the team. “And I love their enthusiasm to steal our procedures away while contributing nothing to the discussion during rounds!”
The ER residents could not be reached for commentary. Many had apparently experienced seizures during a meticulous 6-hour rounding session. Experts believe this is likely due to happiness overload.
