These are probably the best pages any health care professional can ask for!
“We’re building forts out of drapes, wanna join?! – Anesthesia, OR 4″
“Go home, I’m gonna write ur notes today – Hospital Administrator”
“Patient leaving AMA ;)”
“OK if I cover ur pager while u take the day off? – Colleague”
“FYI, we made every patient in the hospital DNR! – Palliative Care“
“We closed the ER for today, no new admissions! – The ED”
“Family figured it out, no questions for the MD!”
“New infectious disease policy: no yellow gowns required! – ID”
“Free sledgehammers, go nuts on any broken computers! – IT”
“OK to leave open beverages at nurses station! – Joint Commission”
“Cancel the transfer, we’ll care for the patient! – Outside Hospital”
“Good news, we found some of your lost pens!”
“National shortage of IV Dilaudid, no plans for restocking – Pharmacy”
“We’ll be happy to take over as primary team! – Other team”
“Send patient, we are not backed up – Radiology”
“Patient in pain, only asking for Tylenol. Historic moment!!”