BOWLING GREEN, KY – In yet another case of everything being blamed on Anesthesia, reports are now circulating that even the attack on Rand Paul that occurred at Dr. Paul’s house is being blamed on Anesthesia. As many of you are aware, Anesthesia has been blamed for numerous events such as:
- Benghazi
- Falcon’s Super Bowl loss
- Warren Beatty and La La Land Oscar mixup
- The United Airlines fight
- Chopping down the Cherry Tree
And a whole host of other complications where you can see the entire list of 230 “Blamefest” HERE
It is utterly ridiculous to think that Anesthesia had anything to do with some crazy lunatic running down Dr. Paul while he was mowing his lawn and punching him in the chest. Hold on a report is coming in now… Wait…what are you saying? Are you f’n kidding me? The guy that beat him up was actually an Anesthesiologist! God Dammitt, there goes our case!!
