Hi There, My Name is Frank Blood, What’s Yours?

Why hello there!  My name is Frank, Frank Blood.  How are you doing today?

What do you mean “is that really my name”?  Of course it is!  Frank Blood, born and raised in Thousand Oaks, which is part of Greater Los Angeles, and I’m the proud son of parents Franklin and Francis Blood.  So much Frank Blood, you say?  Haha!  Why sure, you could say we’re quite a bit of Frank Blood!

You know what I find weird?  When doctors or nurses or anyone else in the medical field ask me for my name and I tell them, they immediately ask where and if I’m have any nosebleeds, hematemesis, hemoptysis, hematuria, or melena?  It’s like they’re freaked out by my name.  Isn’t that wild?  I’m just plain ole Frank Blood, accountant and regular old Joe.

Anyway, I know this might be a bad time, especially since you’re helping this poor man who is exsanguinating right before our eyes.  But I always hear people saying my name, like you did just right now, so I thought I’d come over and say hello!  “So much Frank Blood” you say?  Sure, I guess, though it’s just me right now.

Hey, while we’re at it, I’d like you to meet my friend: her name is Jen, Jen Surge.  Huh?  What do you mean “Can she perform an ex-lap”?