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bald eagle wigANCHORAGE, AK – Still not over the frustrating failure with Rogaine (minoxidil) in October 2017, our nation’s symbol was spotted clearly wearing a wig in a weak attempt to his hide his alopecia and male-pattern baldness.  “That’s right, I look just like all the other eagles with full heads of hair, all real, baby,” the bald eagle said with a little more pep in his step.  The bald eagle doesn’t realize we all know he’s wearing a wig.  That being said, it is certainly amusing; from certain angles the bald eagle does resemble John Lennon or any other of the Fab Four.

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