Anesthesiology

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Breaking: Anesthesia Absolutely Spent Adjusting Table Height

MONTREAL, QUEBEC – McGill University anesthesiologist, 42-year-old Eric Drouin, admits that he is absolutely ...

Breaking News: Surgery Accepts Blame

For the first time in recorded history, anesthesia blamed surgery for a poor case, ...

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Breaking: Anesthesiologist Suffers Life-Threatening Sudoku Withdrawal

NORFOLK, VA – Beloved anesthesiologist and master of puppets Dr. Thomas Kingston is currently undergoing ...

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Breaking: ASA Blackballs Anesthesiologist Who Dislikes Sudoku

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Not sugarcoating it and calling it the equivalent of medical treason, ...