Anesthesiology

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Victory: Anesthesia Solves Every Last Sudoku on Earth

SCHAUMBURG, IL – Citing today as unequivocally the greatest day in the history of ...

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In Cruel Prank, Surgeon Steals All of Anesthesia’s Drapes

SCHAUMBURG, IL – The American Society of Anesthesiologists (ASA) has called a rare emergency ...

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Doing the Right Thing: Pilot Blames Turbulence on Anesthesia

DELTA 272 – Occasional rough patches of air during a flight isn’t uncommon, ask ...

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Breaking: Anesthesia Absolutely Spent Adjusting Table Height

MONTREAL, QUEBEC – McGill University anesthesiologist, 42-year-old Eric Drouin, admits that he is absolutely ...

Breaking News: Surgery Accepts Blame

For the first time in recorded history, anesthesia blamed surgery for a poor case, ...

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Breaking: Anesthesiologist Suffers Life-Threatening Sudoku Withdrawal

NORFOLK, VA – Beloved anesthesiologist and master of puppets Dr. Thomas Kingston is currently undergoing ...