Trump Tweets About Several Medical Specialties
Trump is at it again. This time it involves tweets regarding several medical specialties. Enjoy!
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Forgot-to-Pee Syndrome Afflicting Millions of Health Care Workers
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Hospitalists Panic, Ortho Continues Home Medications Without Consultation
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Medicare Institutes New ‘Gratuity-Based’ Compensation Plan
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ToRCHeS Mnemonic Unsure How to Handle New Zika Virus
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Doctors, Nurses in Disbelief as Even Infants Are Drug-Seeking
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Hospital Introduces ‘American Diet,’ Patient Satisfaction Soars
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Hospital Hires Wolfgang Puck to Design Turkey Sandwiches for ED Lunch Trays
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AOL Instant Messenger Made Comfort Measures Only
NEW YORK, NY - AOL Instant Messenger (AIM), the 1990s chat program that arguably gave birth to our modern age of social media, has...