Internal Medicine

Middle School Dance put on Contact Precautions

Following the shocking display of “grinding” at last Fall’s Homecoming dance, local Gandy Middle ...

Curious Med Student Smells Finger After Digital Rectal Exam

Harvard Medical School, BOSTON – At the nation’s most prestigious medical school, students were ...

Everyone, we mean EVERYONE, Bored at Tumor Board

With each additional minute that Dr. Parathyrus struggled to log into PACS, the feeling ...

moonupping sundowning

Sundowning to be Referred to as Moonupping from Hereonin

LOS ANGELES, CA – The American Academy of Naming Medical Things (AANMT) has issued ...

Ensure Keg

In Response to High Demand, Ensure Now Available in Keg Form

LAKE BLUFF, IL – You spoke and they listened: Abbott Laboratories, maker of nutritional ...