Friday, May 7, 2021

Makes Sense: Shouting Out “Free Bird!” at Concerts a Form of Tic Disorder

PHILADELPHIA, PA - It is inevitable when you go to a live concert: Between songs someone in the crowd screams out “Free Bird!”  Well, according to the American Psychiatric Association (APA), shouting out Lynyrd...

Music Therapist Fired After Being Caught with Nickelback CD

TUSCALOOSA, AL - Local music therapist, Don D’Krell was relieved of his duties last week after nursing staff saw him bringing a Nickelback CD into a patient’s room. D’Krell was nothing but apologetic when asked...
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CDC Announces “It’s Friday, I’m in Love!!”

ATLANTA, GA - After informing Thursday that it didn't care about it, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has happily announced that "it's Friday, I'm in love!" "I don't care if Monday's blue,...

Milli Vanilli No Longer Blames It on the Rain, Blames Anesthesia Instead

MUNICH, GERMANY - German R&B group Milli Vanilli is back in the spotlight.  After decades of purporting the theory that we should just "blame it on the rain," Milli Vanilli has reversed course, arguing...
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Vanilla Ice Keeps Ringing Call Light for “Ice Ice Baby”

MIAMI, FL - All right stop!  Collaborate and listen: Gomerblog reports that patient Vanilla Ice is bugging the hell out of nursing staff at Miami Medical Center (MMC), pressing the call light no less than 100 times...

Chaplain Bon Jovi’s Advice: “We’re Halfway There, WHOA, Livin’ on a Prayer!!”

SAYREVILLE, NJ - Asked to comment on life at Slippery When Wet Medical Center (SWWMC), hospital chaplain Jon Bon Jovi looked at his patient list and told Gomerblog, without hesitation, "Whoa, we're half way there, WHOA,...
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PT Asks Patient to “Walk Like an Egyptian”

ATHENS, GA - In breaking rehabilitation news this morning, Athens Medical Center physical therapist (PT) Susanna Hoffs has just asked her deconditioned 89-year-old patient in 321 to "walk like an Egyptian." Gomerblog reached out to Hoffs...
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Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain

SANTA MONICA, CA - In a stunning development that has taken place just over the past few minutes, Gomerblog has learned that Ortho likes pina coladas.  "Yes, I like pina coladas," orthopedic surgeon Brock...
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Toxicologist Bell Biv DeVoe Confirms: ‘That Girl is Poison’

BOSTON, MA - After "sensing something strange in my mind" for a few days now, Boston emergency physician and toxiciologist Dr. Bell Biv DeVoe has officially confirmed with Gomerblog that the "situation is serious" and...

Psych Agrees: “It’s Just Another Manic Monday”

NEW ORLEANS, LA - Well, the weekend is over and it's the start of a new work week.  For Tulane psychiatrist Curtis Loder, his Monday schedule has once again been frontloaded with patients who...