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Secret of Successful Weight Loss Clinic: Tape Worms
CARINGTON, IL – Recent controversy regarding a famous weight loss clinic, Let’s Knock It Off!, has the ...
CDC Break Room Found to Be Culprit in New Bacterial Outbreak
ATLANTA, GA – A recent outbreak of a dangerous enterobacteria, brought the Center for Disease Control ...
Insurance Company to Start Paying Clients in Monopoly Money to Cut Costs
NEW YORK, NY – Insurance companies have been struggling to stay afloat over the past ...
Obama: I’m Entering The Information As Fast As I Can
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president of the free world told reporters at a press conference ...
Hospital with Low Survivability Submits Plans for New Employee Draft
DELAWARE – Recent published reports state morbidity and mortality rates are absolutely atrocious for ...
Report: Medical School Limiting the Number of Creepy Applicants to Cut Down on Creepy Doctors
OMAHA, NE – Creighton University led the nation last year in normal to above ...
Doctor Puts Tostitos Restaurant Style Chips and Salsa in Waiting Room, Business Booms
Dr. Dufunk, while watching Dancing with the Stars with his wife, noticed during a ...
Exercise ‘Can Be As Good As Pills’
Exercise can be as good a medicine as pills for people with conditions such ...
VA Backlogs To Be Honored On Veterans Day
PAPERWORK, USA – On November 11, 2014, the United States will be honoring its myriad ...
Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus
ANAHEIM, CA – Dr. Dan Abernath, known as the gastroenterologist to the stars, submitted ...
