Public Health

Secret of Successful Weight Loss Clinic: Tape Worms

CARINGTON, IL – Recent controversy regarding a famous weight loss clinic, Let’s Knock It Off!, has the ...

CDC Break Room Found to Be Culprit in New Bacterial Outbreak

ATLANTA, GA – A recent outbreak of a dangerous enterobacteria, brought the Center for Disease Control ...

Obama: I’m Entering The Information As Fast As I Can

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president of the free world told reporters at a press conference ...

Hospital with Low Survivability Submits Plans for New Employee Draft

DELAWARE – Recent published reports state morbidity and mortality rates are absolutely atrocious for ...

VA Backlogs To Be Honored On Veterans Day

PAPERWORK, USA – On November 11, 2014, the United States will be honoring its myriad ...