Everyone has been captivated and relieved with the unbelievable rescue of a Thai soccer team through the heroic efforts of the Thai Navy SEAL team and volunteers. The Gomerblog team scoured the medical news outlets and here are a sample of some headlines we’ve come across:
Administrators Overseeing Thai Cave Rescue Running Dangerously Low on Kudos
Anesthesia Rescue Diver Gives Thai Cave Mallampati Score of IV
Aussie Anesthesiologist Diver Provides Thai Soccer Team with Life-Saving Sudoku Puzzles
Breaking: Thai Diver Team Charts Progress Notes Every 30 Minutes of Rescue
Surgery Takes Credit for Rescue, Blames Anesthesia for Them Entering
Cave Rescue Cancelled Since Cave Not Made NPO After Midnight
Nurse Places Massive NG Tube to Treat Cave Ileus
Cave Undergoes Massive Diuresis After Age-Based Lasix Dosing
Urology Diver Places Foley in Cave to Successfully Drain Teens, Coach to Safety
Thai Navy SEAL Team Turfs Soccer Team to Hospital Medicine
Orthopod Causes Massive Cave Collapse Trying to Reach Soccer Team with Bigger Mallet
Unhappy with Current Place, Social Work Places Thai Soccer Team into Different Cave
Thai Soccer Team Discovers Love of Dark Spaces and Monotony, Goes Into Radiology
GI Flushes Soccer Team Out of Cave with Heavy Dose of GoVIOLENTLY
Cave Continues to Expel Water and Bats Hours After Team Expelled
Thai Soccer Team Now Knows What Gerbil Trapped in Colon Feels Like
Medical Student Manually Disimpacts Cave to Rescue Thai Soccer Team
Self-Driving Tesla Ambulance Runs Over Thai Soccer Team After Rescue
Rescue Supplies Delivered to Trapped Soccer Team Just Included Vitamin D Tablets
Dermatology Diver Still Insists Thai Soccer Team Put on Sunscreen in Caves
ER Unable to Reach On-Call Caveologist
Pediatric Diver Team Successfully Deploys Teddy Bears, Weight-Based Tylenol Along Rescue Route
Neurosurgical Diver to Remove Top of Cave, Place in Abdomen, Perform Cavoplasty at Later Time
Neurology Consult Recommends MRI, EEG, LP to Localize Kids
ENT Recommends Neti Pot to Flush Out Thai Soccer Team
With Cave Fully Dilated to 10 Centimeters, OB/GYN Team Gives Green Light for Rescue
Admin Asks Thai Soccer Team to Fill Out Patient Satisfaction Surveys
GI Unable to Visualize Soccer Team After Poor Cave Prep
Palliative Care Divers Determine Goals of Cave
Infectious Diseases Divers Totally Nerding Out, Brainstorming Cave-Related Infections
CEO Displeased with Soccer Team’s Length of Stay in Cave
