Hospital Administration

Hospital Security Successfully Lobbies for Independent Practice

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Reno, NV - In a rare demonstration of bipartisan support, hospital security officers were granted full and unrestricted rights to practice police work independently in the State of Nevada. The lobby for security officers...

Patient Who Won’t Sign Consent Form Feared to Have Read It

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The decision by a patient to not sign an informed consent form has left her surgeon petrified that she actually read the form. If true, it would represent the first known time ever that...
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Meet Dilaudicillin the Groundbreaking New Narcotic/Antibiotic Combo that has Patient Satisfaction Scores Through the...

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In the era of Press-Ganey scores, most physicians have finally accepted that they are essentially waiters whose job is to serve the every whim of their patients/customers. Accordingly, every good physician should be dispensing...
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Patient accused of violating HIPAA by signing his own name

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RICHMOND, VA: As part of the ever-growing concern for patient privacy, Health and Human Services recently cited a VA patient for signing his own name on the preop consent form prior to his open...
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Take the quiz: Are you an evil insurance company?

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1. Have you ever cancelled a preauthorization for a Monday cancer surgery….on a Friday afternoon? 2. Do you send routinely fliers to your customers extolling how you’re a leader in cutting health care costs, but...
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Fellowship in Nursing Leadership

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University Medical Center is announcing a new Emergency Medicine fellowship in Nursing Leadership. The primary goal for the fellowship will be to develop future generations of hospital administrators. While it is a collaboration between...
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Doctor Dies After Lifelong Battle with Credentialing Process

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DURHAM, NC - Gomerblog is saddened to report that infectious diseases physician, Dr. Ella Mering, has died after finally succumbing to a lifelong battle with her hospital's credentialing process. She was 39 years...
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Bed Control Totally Out of Control

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BOSTON, MA – Bed Control at Massachusetts Captain Hospital (MCH) is “totally out of control,” Gomerblog reports.  In fact, it’s f**king nuts. “COME ON IN GUYS, DRINKS ON US!!!!” screamed Ingrid Birkeland, who actually had...

Hospital Administrator Accidentally Touches Patient

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BOSTON, MA - Massachusetts General Hospital Vice President for Floor Nurse Oversupervision, Michael Huffenstuff MBA, OPP, POS, had a terrifying experience this past week.  Huffenstuff explains, “I was heading to my car in my reserved...

Improving Gender Equality in Healthcare – Tips from Male Physician Leaders

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CHICAGO, IL – In response to the growing attention being paid to gender inequality in the healthcare workplace, a group of male physician leaders has released a list of tips that other male physicians...