Friday, August 7, 2020
tree pollen

Tree Pollen Levels So High, Trees Themselves Begging for Allergy Meds

ATLANTA, GA - It's not just humans sneezing this spring.  According to area allergists, tree pollen levels have soared so astronomically that trees themselves have been overwhelming clinics with requests for allergy medications. "I've never...

True Allergy Detector, Maling-o-Vision, Now Available for Google Glass‏

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA - In response to an unprecedented epidemic of claimed non-narcotic pain medication allergies among patients with chronic pain conditions, Google has teamed up with local EDs to roll out a novel...
gluten allergy

After Binging on Pizza and Beer, Local Man Claims to Have Gluten Allergy

BERKELEY, CA – Local resident Charles Longfellow is no stranger to beer.  “A typical weekend I’ll go through a couple cases,” he told reporters boastfully. This 36-year-old male has been living the same weekend for the...

Family Cancels Vacation after EpiPen Use

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - Bad news from the Carson family house yesterday, Chris and Jenny had to tell their kids that their recent use of an EpiPen, for an allergic reaction, forced them to cancel...

Whole Foods to Offer Free Gluten Sensitivity Tests in Aisles

HARTFORD, CT - In an attempt to further push gluten-free foods into the public eye, Whole Foods has added point of care celiac sprue testing adjacent to the gluten free aisle. This low-sensitivity test...

Today’s Allerlogical Forecast

Aries: Have you been thinking about peanuts, Aries?  If so, there are likely peanuts in your future.  But you won't even touch them, because you ate a cashew one time and your lips felt...

Most Popular Medical Questions of 2016 by State

2016 is complete, and we combed through the data at Google to find out what were the most popular medical questions asked by state (click the map to enlarge): What is New England's obsession with...

Physician Recruitment Ad Statements and What They Really Mean

Ad text Actual meaning Established medical center is a state of the art, modern, newly renovated hospital   The MRI works 12 hours out of the week, and the cost of that new fountain in the lobby will...
confused gluten

Formerly Gluten-Sensitive Patient Now Claims Evidence Insensitivity

NEW YORK, NY – Harold Nositall, 42, claims to possess a new form of disease that physicians are scrambling to explain.  The New York native, known to all his friends to have gluten sensitivity, was...

The Days of Limitless “Allergies” Are Numbered

WASHINGTON, DC - Americans have always enjoyed the right to have a limitless numbers of allergies, but after new CMS guidelines were approved this week, all patients will be limited to a maximum of 3...