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Physician Recruitment Ad Statements and What They Really Mean

Dr. Sal Monella - June 10, 2016 0

Ad text Actual meaning Established medical center is a state of the art, modern, newly renovated hospital The MRI works 12 hours out of the week, and...

Last Minute Father’s Day Gifts for Your Physician/Nurse Dad

Dr. Glaucomflecken - June 19, 2016 0

Did you forget to buy your doctor or nurse dad a gift for Father’s Day? Don’t worry, GomerBlog has you covered. Here’s a last...

Beyoncé’s 3-Month Sonogram Reveals Twins Harmonizing In Womb

Phil Neutro - February 4, 2017 0

NEW YORK, NY - Speaking after a routine visit to the pop sensation's obstetrician, Beyoncé's agent confirmed to the press that the most recent...

Justin Timberlake: I’m Bringing Measles Baaaack

Lord Lockwell - January 19, 2016 0

Recently Justin Timberlake announced to the world that he is not planning to vaccinate his child. Evidently all the scientific evidence looks different behind...

Psychic Hired to Read Patients’ Minds, Doctor Visit Time Reduced

Neverkidd - May 9, 2016 0

BATON ROUGE, LA -- Do you think doctors ask weird questions—like “Do you have any problems with your kidneys?” Or ones that are hard...

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CDC Announces Mandatory Journal Club on Vaccines for All Americans

Dr. Glaucomflecken - November 24, 2017 0

ATLANTA, GA - The Centers for Disease Control announced in a press release today that they would be holding a mandatory journal club about vaccines....

CDC Plans to Move and Quarantine Unvaccinated Families

Doktor Schnabel - May 1, 2014 45

ATLANTA, GA - In a move that is sure to spark controversy and protest, the CDC released Proposition 23.4 yesterday which grants state governments the...