Monday, February 8, 2021


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100-Year-Old Finally Ready for Discharge from NICU

CENTENNIAL, CO—Yesterday, a 1200-month-old newborn, Sandy Genarian, was finally discharged from the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit of Centennial Medical Center, where he has been hospitalized for the last century. Successfully weaned off the ventilator,...
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Popularity of New Discharge Instructions Surges in Pediatric Emergency Departments

As EMR’s continue to replace paper charting in hospitals across the country, pre-made discharge instructions are becoming more popular.  However, a particular set of instructions is paving the way for pediatric emergency departments nationwide...
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Who Received Pope Francis’ Blessing?

Many people know that Pope Francis has been visiting the United States.  However, not many people realize that he has stopped by numerous healthcare facilities to offer his blessings and stock up on graham...

Cheetos for Pediatric Abdominal Pain Better Than Zofran, Phenergan

DALLAS, TX - A recent study in Totally Peer Reviewed (TPR) shows that in acute abdominal pain, Cheetos not only treat, but in many cases are curative for acute abdominal pain, especially in pediatric...
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Disney Parks Now Require Immunization Record for Admittance

ORLANDO, FL - In a bold and unprecedented response to the recent measles outbreak at Disneyland, Disney execs announced yesterday that they will institute a new policy to safeguard staff and visitors from communicable...
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Doc McStuffins Caught Sleeping with Lambie, License Suspended

SACRAMENTO, CA - The Medical Board of California suspended the license of Dottie "Doc" McStuffins after allegations arose that she conducted an inappropriate relationship with a patient.  McStuffins’ embattled backyard playhouse clinic has faced a...

Pediatric Community Stunned When Patient Brings Back Vanderbilt Forms for ADHD Evaluation

LECOMA, MO - After being seen in the clinic about a week ago for chronic behavioral outburst, a local 9-year-old boy and his parents have made a groundbreaking discovery of the ability to bring...
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Pages We Love to Get at Any Point During the Day

These are probably the best pages any health care professional can ask for! "We're building forts out of drapes, wanna join?! - Anesthesia, OR 4" "Go home, I'm gonna write ur notes today - Hospital Administrator" "Patient...
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Popsicle-Induced Brain Freeze: A Rising Epidemic in Pediatric Emergency Departments

LONDON, ON - Airway, Breathing, Circulation... Popsicle. This has been the foundation of pediatric resuscitation for decades. While the model has served pediatricians well, it has recently been challenged by the American Academy of...

Jimmy Kimmel and Real Doctors Preach on Getting Vaccines

Another reason to get your kids vaccinated