Thursday, June 24, 2021

Emergency Medicine

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Physician Foreplay 101: How to Seduce Your Doctor

Seduce any doctor by using valuable information about his or her specialty to ensure total success in the bedroom. Emergency Medicine Go skydiving to get the adrenaline going.  Speed home.  Once there, run upstairs and cut...

Medical Specialties as Harry Potter Characters

Dolores Umbridge, Corenelius Fudge, Percy Weasley- Administration- you operate on a sliding scale of likability and we aren’t sure if you’re evil, rigid, or caught up in the wrong place at the wrong time....
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Hospital Coupons for Upcoming Black Friday Sale

With insurance companies tightening up their wallets and competition for patients heating up with the cross town rival, Kind Humanitarian Hospital Administrators had to get creative for Black Friday this year. Taking a page...
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True to Its Name: Life Savers Prevented 3 Million Deaths in 2017

CLEVELAND, OH - A survey conducted by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) has gotten everyone's attention as it revealed that Life Savers hard candies were responsible for preventing the deaths of 3 million...

GI Cocktail Wasn’t the Cocktail Alcoholic Patient Had in Mind

LOUISVILLE, KY - Proud alcoholic Steven D'Amato presented to the Emergency Department (ED) of Louisville Medical Center (LMC) with minor withdrawal symptoms and mild stomach upset, looking for something to help settle his nerves....
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Malpractice Attorney Says Nightly Prayer for More Medical Errors, Deaths

MEMPHIS, TN - Mark Edmunds, JD, a local medical malpractice attorney, is proud to be a caring father, a giving person, and a devout Christian.  He attends services regularly, sings in his church choir, and prays...
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Medical Scribe Gets Doctor to Take Notes, Shifting the Balance of Power

AUGUSTA, GA - In a striking new development in the world of medical documentation, emergency room physician Arthur Gates admits to still being in a daze after somehow finding himself taking notes for the medical...

Health Care Providers Hail the Launch of the New “Patient Complaint Line”

Following in the pattern of patient satisfaction scores, Dreamland General Hospital has initiated a new "Patient Complaint Line."  When a patient has acted in a manner that providers feel is inappropriate, providers, nurses, techs...
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Beverly Hills Hospital Unveils New ‘Vapid Response Team’

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - It’s no secret that Americans spend far too much on end-of-life care. Moreover, medical interventions on the terminally ill can be needlessly painful and even against the patient’s own wishes....

ER Hires ‘Dilaudid Nazi’ to Dispense (or Not) Dispense Opioids

ATLANTA, GA - The famous "Soup Nazi" from Seinfeld has been hired by Memorial Hospital’s ER to dispense or not dispense opioids to patients checking in through triage. Just as in his restaurant, a single file...