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Obama Breaks Wrist, Fails To Find Doc Who Accepts His Insurance

WASHINGTON, D.C – Earlier today during a pick-up basketball game with congressional notables, President ...

Popular New Manager Cool With Falls As Long As No Injury

SAN DIEGO, CA – Red State Regional Chief Nursing Officer, Dolly McGuire, took 10 ...

Thousands Sick with 80-Degree Flu Today

MINNEAPOLIS, MN – In what can only be described as the largest summer epidemic, ...

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Copa America: Da Vinci with Brilliant Save on Messi

SEATTLE, WA – In the 68th minute, Argentina’s Lionel Messi dribbled past three defenders ...