Tuesday, July 7, 2020


emotional scar collagen

Pathologists Find Emotional Scars Also Made of Collagen

CHICAGO, IL - A fascinating new report from the American Society for Clinical Pathology (ASCP) explains emotional scars are actually made up of the same protein found in physical scars, collagen, and not simply...
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Neurosurgeons Warn Battle of Wits Carries 20% Risk of Brain Herniation

ROLLING MEADOWS, IL - Engaging in a battle of wits is associated with, among other things, a 20% risk of brain herniation, this according to a new statement released by the American Academy of...
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Orthopod Places Intramedullary Nail Into Medulla Oblongata

ANN ARBOR, MI - Expanding the possibilities of what can be done in the subspecialty of orthopedic surgery, orthopod Brock Hammersley has placed an intramedullary nail (IMN) into his patient's medulla oblongata in order...

Crooked Hillary Actually Suffering From Severe Scoliosis

CHAPPAQUA, NY - Former Democratic Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton’s Spine Surgeon today revealed that President Donald Trump’s calling her “Crooked Hillary” on the campaign trail was actually a reference to her excessive spinal curvature. “Ms....

Spine Surgeon Pleads for Children to Stop Stepping On Sidewalk Cracks

INTERCOURSE, PA – Many things have been lost in the current generation to include basic social skills, manners, and the ability to poop without being on social media. Another piece of crucial information that has...

ACGME Caps Neurosurgery Residency Hours to 80 Hours Per Day

In a surprising change in culture, the ACGME, in collaboration with the World Health Organization and several other human rights groups, have decided to cap neurosurgery resident hours to 80 hours per day. “We...

OJ and Neurosurgery Resident Both Released From Prison After 9 Years

GOMERBLOG HQ - It was announced earlier today that OJ Simpson was being released from prison after a 9-year sentence for stealing sports memorabilia.  Coincidentally, 33-year-old neurosurgery resident Carson Harry was also released from...

Trump Tweets About Several Medical Specialties

Trump is at it again.  This time it involves tweets regarding several medical specialties. Enjoy!
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Breaking: Halo’s Master Chief Placed in Halo to Immobilize C-Spine

EARTH - Gomerblog has learned in its time travel to the 26th century that Halo hero and Spartan super soldier Master Chief has been placed in a halo vest to help immobilize his C-spine....
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Neurosurgeon Loves Picking Colleagues’ Brains, Taking Biopsies

BOSTON, MA - Dr. Ramon Rodriguez is an incredibly brilliant neurosurgeon at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center (BIDMC), and if there's one thing he absolutely loves it's picking other peoples' brains. "Hey John," he asked...