
ATLANTA, GA – For internist Karen Davenport, today’s shift was the straw that broke the camel’s back. She struggled mightily as she was asked to “suck it up” and see 935 patients, 100% of which were a pain in the ass, malingering, or both. Realizing there was no use in fighting difficult patients, demanding administrators, or useless insurers any more, Davenport called palliative care on herself and decided to go home with hospice.
“The odds were stacked against Karen,” said chief of internal medicine Benjamin Watts. “Being overworked, understaffed, underappreciated, over-litigated, micromanaged, and the endless charting… Davenport’s expectancy was less than 6 months for sure.”
Over the past two months, Davenport showed signs that burnout was progressing despite decreased work hours and interventions like vacations, running, massages, heavy drinking, binge-eating, antidepressants, and psychotherapy. Last week, it became clear that in her toxic work environment, Davenport was failing to thrive.
“Burnout in its final stages is like dementia,” said palliative care nurse practitioner Jonathan Rappaport. “Your faculties fail, you’re unable to take care of yourself let alone others, and you battle with incontinence. Ultimately, you succumb to dehydration from forgetting to drink or eat, renal failure from forgetting to pee, and infection like MRSA or C. diff.”
Yesterday, Davenport received the unfortunate news that her burnout had metastasized to the mind, body, and soul. After today’s horrible, just horrible shift, Davenport made up her mind and realized that she no longer needed to suffer in the hospital. She wanted to be home with family.
“Karen said she no longer wanted to be a health care practitioner, she just wanted to be comfortable,” said palliative care physician Laura Harrison. An expert in burnout, Harrison has helped hundreds of thousands of nurses, nurse practitioners, physician assistants, social workers, therapists, nutritionists, doctors, and others by attending to their pain and symptoms as well as their emotional and spiritual needs. “We had a family meeting. Karen’s a DNR. We took away her stethoscope and white coat. We inactivated her pager. A chaplain was present.”
Harrison and her palliative care team started morphine to help with the pain of a modern-day health care practitioner. Xanax and Remeron were given for Davenport’s fragile nerves and pager-related PTSD. She was given Ativan, scopolamine, and Decadron for intractable work-related nausea and vomiting. She was also given a bowel regimen since she hadn’t pooped in weeks.
“There is a way to improve our quality of life, but we, first, have to accept our terminal work conditions,” said Davenport as she was escorted to the lobby to be met with family. She hopes she remembers what her children, husband, and bed look like.
“Karen looks so much happier now,” said close friend and charge nurse Rebecca Stevens, holding back some tears. “When was the last time you were truly happy at work?”
Hilarious and unfortunately so reflective of the reality.
Remeron is the best! Abilify is essential in large dosses.
Tina Grace this is so funny!!!!! I now know there is relief on the horizon!!!!
Ka R Thik Sindhura Reddy
Sally Grace
Sign me up!
Absolutely brilliant idea!
It is about quality of life after all.
One of the best stories yet!
This is my life!!
Love this!
Hahahah!! Thanks Jenn for the laugh!
so true :(
oh god it’s way to early in our careers to be empathising so strongly with this article!
Leucine Evelyn this one is a cracker
Leucine Evelyn this one is a cracker
I’ve already put in advanced directives…lol.
I’ve already put in advanced directives…lol.
Loy lol
Loy lol
Lol
Paperless work. Lol
Chloe Ayres this is us! Halfway there on the Ativan
Funny yet sad that I can relate so much to this. Glad to know I’m not alone!
Hahaha!!!!!!! You guys are the BEST!!
Marissa Cavallaro it’s great knowing it doesn’t end in med school and this will be the rest of our life…
As a pall care reg, I loved it. :)
Got to wonder about using both lorazepam and alprazolam though… Could probably get away with just the Ativan from a symptom point of view. ;)
Audry Kahlström Uchenna Ikediobi Roya Roya Hosai ToddHesh Leeda Rashid lol!
Just read something from our CEO that mentioned how tough it would be for an administrator to round on 10 patients who had been admitted via the ER and ask about their experience. I snorted milk out my nose.
So true….my last 10 years has taken its toll and burnout has tried and keeps tightening its grip
Helen Hwang Robyn Gerdes Jane Yoo Bwahaha boohoo!
Funny…but not. No support from management will do this to you :(
Jenny Nelson Mandy Friedl
Jade Lauren Porter
Kate Ruby
Best one yet. Although it hits a little too close to home.
As a hospitalist who turned to PCM to have a more manageable life, I do get this!!!
I can’t help but laugh
Not an MD, but I live this every day. :(
You know I am sharing this!!
It’s comforting to know not alone. Something has to give.
I’ve been threatening to do this for years….
Stephanie
Danielle
“Being overworked, understaffed, underappreciated, over-litigated, micromanaged, and the endless charting… Davenport’s expectancy was less than 6 months for sure.”
George Seavy this is me….
Dear God!! That is so expertly written, I’m a little bit envious of Karen now. (Sad face)
Dear God!! That is so expertly written, I’m a little bit envious of Karen now. (Sad face)
This is great.
This is great.
Love this one!
Love this one!
We need to seriously look into this option, because we’re there.
We need to seriously look into this option, because we’re there.
This is too funny, and on the mark lol
This is too funny, and on the mark lol
Camie Wright a possible out!
Camie Wright a possible out!
Jennifer Turner Hokanson Gena Fouard Michelle Fishburn See, we will have to take care of each other eventually. Doomed! :)
Jennifer Turner Hokanson Gena Fouard Michelle Fishburn See, we will have to take care of each other eventually. Doomed! :)
Candice Burnside
Jennifer Bowles
Stefanie Long
Ryan Anderson
Jeremy-Lauren Cude
Kelly James
Candice Burnside
Jennifer Bowles
Stefanie Long
Ryan Anderson
Jeremy-Lauren Cude
Kelly James
Me too, Amy!
Me too, Amy!
But, I still do it like a dumbass cuz I love caring for people.
But, I still do it like a dumbass cuz I love caring for people.
Samia Ames can I do this!????
Samia Ames can I do this!????
Oh my goodness. 40 years. I feel this way after 3! Guess I’m doomed!
Oh my goodness. 40 years. I feel this way after 3! Guess I’m doomed!
Perfect!
Perfect!
Yes, yes, yes.
Bahahahaha Jacquelyn Levin Jess Klauder James Alberts Kimberly Heimerdinger
Spot on. I’m going to consult one myself now.
I’m wrecked still…. I need it this week still as well!
The. Best. As a doc’s wife — wish it were possible!
Yes x 1,000!!!
Frank, so this is what we do with your certification
Jaci Moser
I’ve had days like that… hilarious
Erin Davis
Nurses are no longer nurses, but paperwork generators.
Victoria Strickland Junkin Cassie Raney Clark
I’ve definately felt this way a lot lately. Going through severe burnout. Thanks for the laugh.
I am so done after 40 years of nursing….
Leeny Kim
Hannah Lil’Kim Nicholas we needed this last week!
Making that call tonight!
My favorite one yet!
It’s satirical, but true. We’ve lost any control, I’ve felt like this..,,
Katie Hayes
Despina Isihos