Monday, February 8, 2021


Nurse Ratched Unretires to Become Preschool Nurse

SALEM, OR—Nurse Ratched, the villainous nurse from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest has come out of retirement to become the new nurse at Randle McMurphy Preschool in Salem, Oregon. It is unclear why...

Video: 10/10 Abdominal Pain While Eating Doritos & Talking on Her Cell Phone

We sat down with Dr. Gomez, a doctor who treated a patient with 10/10 abdominal pain while eating Doritos and talking on her cell phone. He tells the story of what was going on....
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New Social Worker Way More Social Than She is a Worker

NEW YORK, NY - It hasn’t taken long for health care providers at Mount Sinai Hospital to realize that Amanda Johnson, a new social worker hired just last month, is way more social than she...

Scrub Romper is Here!

Finally the medical scene is catching up to the male-fashion scene with the scrub romper. You don't have to cover your arms in the OR why should you have to cover those sexy legs....

Diagnostic Criteria for a ‘Train Wreck’ Patient

How does one identify a train wreck?  GomerBlog polled 1,000,000 health care providers in the last 48 hours and the general consensus is that, of the following, 1 MAJOR plus 2 MINOR criteria are...
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Cashier Who Criticized Nurse’s Appearance Fired Due to Rude Personality

Last week, Nurse Mary Penney was in line at a store when a cashier critiqued her appearance and found it surprising that she was able to hold a job at a nursing home.  Mary...

3:01 AM Lozenges Order Request Caught on Tape

BOCA RATON, FL - The following is an exclusive transcript of the explosive dialogue that has resulted in a formal reprimanding of Dr. Ann Hedonia by hospital administrators: NURSE: “Hello?” DOCTOR: “Yes, this is Dr. Ann Hedonia....
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7 Holiday Gift Suggestions for Doctors, Nurses, Healthcare Professionals, and Patients

As another sucky year comes to a much needed close, that can only mean one of two things: the holidays are approaching or it’s time to quit medicine.  If it turns out to be...

Intern Inadvertently Orders Negative Pressure Ventilation; Patient Placed in Iron Lung

DALLAS, TX - While placing orders on rounds, intern TooMany Orders clicked over to the Respiratory section in the hospital’s surprisingly thorough EMR. The patient was having difficulty breathing, and he needed to place...
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Dior’s New Yellow Isolation Ballroom Gowns are Stunning

PARIS, FRANCE - In breaking news that has the fashion industry stirring, designers at Christian Dior are bringing style back into isolation rooms by replacing the boxy and boring isolation gowns of old with...